It may seem like a weak connection for Moronic Monday, but seriously? Anyone who goes out in public like these people has to be a freakin' idiot. There's really nothing else to explain most of those looks.
Ok, I suppose some of them could have been doing it on purpose (especially the group wearing newspapers... God, I can only hope that was supposed to be some kind of message or something). And some of the butt-flossers could have just been caught at the wrong moment (hey, these things happen). But I really just believe most of them lack the brain power to realize what they're wearing makes them look like they belong on the special bus and/or the ability to keep track of dates (thus they didn't realize it's not Halloween anymore).
Either way, I could walk into Walmart in my PJs and look more capable than most of these folks. And that makes me feel good. Happy Monday, everyone!