Monday, December 20, 2010

Moronic Monday - Say What?

Read some fantastic quotations and feel smarter, my friends.  (Seriously, how can you not feel smarter after some of these?)

If you're too lazy to check out the link for yourself, here are a few of my personal favorites:
"Tensions in Latvia...are tense..."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
And the best, of course:
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you
passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." 
I'm pretty sure my IQ just jumped up 10 points...   

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