So, according to this article, a 56-year-old woman had herself a dine and dash evening at the local crab shack, and when the police came her her home, she threatened to assault them with - I kid you not - a sex toy.
Allow me to point out just why I find this so hilarious.
1) This happened in Gurnee, IL. Anything that happens in Illinois just makes me laugh.
2) A woman in her mid-50's felt the need to skip out on a bill at Joe's Crab Shack. Really, lady?
3) They won't identify the actual sex toy used to threaten the cops. This has led to some fantastic comments on the story, among my favorites being, "The policeman refuses to identify the JoyToy. Her lawyers claims it was assault with a friendly weapon."
4) They actually charged her with a PUI - Pedestrian Under the Influence. (Ok, this may be more sad than funny.. or maybe just tragically funny? Either way, worth pointing out.)
5) This actually happened. Think about that for a second. This. Actually. Happened.
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