What better on a Moronic Monday than a Darwin Award nominee? If that doesn't make you feel smart, nothing will.
For those not in the know, Wikipedia says, "The [Darwin] Awards honor people who ensure the long-term survival of the human race by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion."
In essence, the dumber you are, the greater your contribution is. So keep on keepin' on, idiots of the world!