Bitchy Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch

Ok, yes, I'm a bitch.  I'm aware.  But for f*ck's sake, man...  Who has a visitation on Halloween!?  I'm going to miss my trick-or-treaters, my traditional Halloween movies, maybe even pumpkin carving!  This is my favorite holiday!  Why would you have a visitation on a HOLIDAY?!

If I die just before a holiday, I beg of you all - please don't have my visitation on a holiday.  Or worse, my funeral!  I don't want to ruin anyone's day with my whole being dead.  I mean, I'm still gonna be dead a few days later, so feel free to push it back so I'm not in the way.