Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Hump Day - Headlines To Shake Your Head At

I missed another Moronic Monday, but here's a special Hump Day edition featuring 69 sex headlines. (Of course it's 69 of them.  What other number could you POSSIBLY go with?)

The headlines range from the fairly standard ("25 Hot Sex Secrets!") to some that seem more than a bit quirky ("Untamed Va-jay-jays") all the way to some that sound just plain wrong ("Your Hoo-Ha Handbook" or "Unleash Your Cheeks!").  

The fun part about this list is that by hovering over the headline, you can see just what publication was crazy enough to explore these ideas.  (Cosmo, of course, seems to be one of the craziest.  Shocking.)

Enjoy the day, dear readers!  And remember - to spice up your sex life, clearly the best way is to read magazines.  Don't bother asking your partner what sounds good.  That's too easy!  ;-)

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Hump Day - Phone Sex, Cyber Sex, Kinect Sex?

I have to imagine that there have been substitutes for physical sexual interaction for nearly as long as sex has been around.  As a species, we've written about sex, so you'd imagine we probably exchanged letters about it (snail mail sex?).  We have nude magazines and video pornography for our viewing pleasures.  We've used the phone to verbally get it on.  And of course there's cybersex (who needs the real thing when you can type it out?). 

But all of these options are becoming trite.  It's clearly time for something new!  Something fresh and exciting!

Enter Kinect Sex.  As the article says, we could be within reach of having sex via video game.  Essentially, the site indicates that the Kinect technology is sophisticated enough that it could be used to simulate sex via a dildo or even one's own body.  

Someday in the future, when we get that urge, we can hang up the phone and go AFK so we can connect with Kinect!

Or, you know, you could try real sex.  Just a thought.

On that note, don't forget that today is World AIDS Day.  Reflect on those in your life affected by, struggling with, or have been lost to AIDS and consider volunteering or donating to help the cause.  If only we could be as close to finding a cure as we are to Kinect Sex...